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Welcome to the House of Rules - Las Vegas!
The House of Rules Las Vegas opened in 1999 and provides classy entertainment for a upscale crowd. Our club has an open air balcony, illuminated dance floor, and over 3000 patron donated bras hanging from the rafters, street signs, and antlers.
House of Rules Las Vegas is a high class party place for descriminating people and features a full bar, spacious dance floor, and "Foxy Boxing" every Sunday afternoon.
In keeping with 'House of Rules' tradition we exhibit genuine and unique imitation folk art, an authentic guitar from the time of Robert Johnson, and we even boast a big ol' glob of Mississippi mud in the fishbowl on the stage.
As they say, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. [Except tattoos, STD's, and alcohol poisoning] So treat yourself to an unforgettable night on the strip, where dashing men dress to impress - and sophisticated ladies show what they got. ["Show what they got" being an accepted term for wearing provocative clothing] At House of Rules you don't have to BE rich and famous to FEEL rich and famous.
House of Rules!... Vegas style!... where anything can happen... [except the following:]
House Of Rules Rules
In the door:
No - Baggy, saggy, or oversized clothing
No - Tennis shoes, sandals, or boots
No - Faded, ripped, or acid-washed Jeans
No - Hoods, Scarves, Bandanas, Shorts, sweats, jerseys, t-shirts, tanks, tubes
No - Hats, Caps, Helmets, Turbans, Tiaras
Shoes must be polishable
Shirts must be collared
Dresses must cover entire nipple/areola and lower cheek area
On the floor:
No - Popping, locking, head spinning
No - Line, pole, or slam dancing
No - Copters, back flips, karate kicking
No - Grinding, thrusting, dry humping
No - Dirty, forbidden, or fire dancing
No - Moon walking - unless you are in sock feet [Please wear shoes at all times.]
If Performing on stage:
No - Profanity, Pyrotechnics, Political rants
No - Modulations, Medleys, Drum solos
No - Stage diving, crowd surfing, head walking
No - Bagging of the venue from stage, bagging of the groupies back stage, bagging in general
No - Complaining about the smell of the mud in the fishbowl
Please load in and out through the alley off W. Russell Rd. on the South side of the building.
No - Honking during load in
No - Parking during performance
No - Talking during load out
And remember! At House of Rules - Las Vegas, there are no limits! [Except as mentioned above]
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